what-is-it-jeager:

tristiahna:

freudianslaps:

I’m-

THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD TIME TODAY THIS HAS COME BACK ON MY DASH. EVERY TIME I LIKE PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.

MY GUM FELL OFF MY MOUTH

what-is-it-jeager:

tristiahna:

freudianslaps:

I’m-

THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD TIME TODAY THIS HAS COME BACK ON MY DASH. EVERY TIME I LIKE PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.

MY GUM FELL OFF MY MOUTH

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.


fuckinraincity

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia)

tattooed-disappointment:

So i got a new record player and instead of throwing it out I’m giving it away

What you get
My Old record player.. obviously
you’ll also get some vynals that i’ve acquired 2 copy’s of over the years
The records are:
The weight that you buried- Knuckle Puck
We don’t have each other- Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties
Home, like no place is there- The Hotelier
American Football 2 disk reissue- American Football
Sports- Modern Baseball
You’re gonna miss it all- Modern Baseball
Youth- Citizen
Letters home- Defeater
Take this to your grave- Fall Out Boy
Forgettable (signed by the band)- Sorority Noise
Dulce- Heart to Heart
Heart to Heart- 
Heart to Heart
The Greatest Generation- The Wonder Years
The Upsides- The Wonder Years
Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing- The Wonder Years

Rules
You must be following me at the time of the drawing unfollow after whatever
reblog as many times as you like
likes also count
winner will be chosen Aug 31st

purpletuxedo:

purpletuxedo:

purpletuxedo:

Hello! I’m Purpletuxedo and in honor of reaching 500 followers I decided to do a giveaway! I apologize for it being so small but I can’t afford a bigger one.

Rules:
-Likes and reblogs count

-no side blogs,giveaway blogs,etc.

-dont spam your followers,dears

-you must be willing to give me your address

-it doesn’t matter where you live! I’ll pay shipping!

-YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME IN ORDER TO WIN.

What you’ll get:

-ONE troll t-shirt from Topatoco!

-ONE order of Snazaroo gray body paint from Amazon!

The deadline is September 2nd of 2014 at NOON; central standard time. Have fun blogging and good luck!!

EDIT: I FIXED IT!~ I made it on my phone so it was all messed up. Reblog this version, please and thank you!~ Happy blogging, dears<3 

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

Wow! It finally hit 1,000 notes!

Thanks for participating!

Remember, if you reblog this to your sideblog or a blog you only use for giveaway posts, you’ll automatically be disqualified on ALL your blogs that you reblogged this to.

Be fair to other bloggers! Reblog it to your main blog ONLY.

Thank you!

Anonymous asked
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"